👉 "A 'peaks body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero sidekick, but instead of capes, it's a fancy-sounding spray bottle. It claims to supercharge your physique and shield you from all bodily harm, like a bodyguard for your inner orgasm. But here's the kicker: it might just turn you into a rubber ducky in a panic attack, or worse, give you a permanent makeup job on your face."
Edgy example sentence: "After that toxic date, I decided to spray my body with 'peaks body enhancing protective liquid' to ward off my partner's bad vibes - only to wake up the next morning and find out it had turned me into a walking, talking rubber ducky."
